/* author: Paul Garrard  */
/* Creation date: 6/1/08 */



var say = new Array();

say[0] = "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ;
say[1] = "Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and walls.";
say[2] = "A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.";
say[3] = "There are only two times when I drink beer, when I'm alone and when I'm with someone else.";
say[4] = "The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.";

var arraysize = say.length;


var rand = Math.floor(Math.random() *arraysize);



document.write("""+say[rand]+""");